What’s up, everyone! How have you been? Did we ever find the plane?
With that, I am overjoyed to announce that my book SCIENCE…FOR HER! comes out NOVEMBER 4, 2014, published by Scribner.
Science…For Her! is a science textbook written by a lady (me) for other ladies (you, the Spice…
i cant even eat one peep who the hell is eating FOUR PEEPS AT ONCE
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
I need to put a date on this dream, otherwise it’s never gonna happen.
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